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Timeless elegance with just the right amount of sparkle. At home in every party. Equally delicious in a crystal coupe or a red Solo cup. Guaranteed to go to your head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

With a physique shaped by over a decade as a professional ballerina, a wit honed at various international schools and a top-tier U.S. university, and bone structure that showcases the best of my West African, Irish, and German heritage, I\u2019m a different echelon of body, brains, and beauty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I take exquisite care of my body, respecting it as the finely tuned instrument that it is. You\u2019ll find no surgical enhancements or tattoos here \u2014 why put a bumper sticker on a Bentley? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Don\u2019t get it twisted, though – beneath my refined exterior lives a warm, playful, emotionally generous soul. While I enjoy my luxury labels and Roman holidays, I\u2019m equally happy perched on a stool at the local dive with a glass of Maker\u2019s Mark in hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The threads running through all of my most pleasurable moments are mutual connection, presence, and fun. If you can offer me these, I can offer you the world . . . or at least a little slice of heaven.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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the basics<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
Age<\/td>29<\/td><\/tr>
City<\/td>Chicago<\/td><\/tr>
Height<\/td>5’7″ \/ 170 cm<\/td><\/tr>
Body Type<\/td>Slender<\/td><\/tr>
Shoe<\/td>7.5 \/ 38<\/td><\/tr>
Dress<\/td>XS \/ 2<\/td><\/tr>
Lingerie<\/td>34B bra, S panty<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

the interesting stuff<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
Education<\/td>B.A. in Creative Writing from a top 10 US university <\/td><\/tr>
Languages<\/td>French, Italian<\/td><\/tr>
Sports<\/td>skiing, swimming, & tennis<\/td><\/tr>
Unique skills<\/td>able to drive a Vespa!<\/td><\/tr>
Current book<\/td>Black Cake <\/em>by Charmaine Wilkerson<\/td><\/tr>
Dream dinner party guest<\/td>Princess Diana<\/td><\/tr>
No-skips album<\/td>A Night at the Opera<\/em> by Queen<\/td><\/tr>
Favorite cuisine<\/td>Greek<\/td><\/tr>
Dream island vacation<\/td>Ile de La R\u00e9union<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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